We all have our own interpretations!

Something which my cousin forwarded me a very long time ago.. have a good read.

=)

Original Quote  

If you love someone,

Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....


The New Versions.....

* Pessimist: *

If you love someone,

Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

*Optimist: *

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

*Suspicious: *

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

*Playful:*

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *

*C++ Programmer:*

If(you-love(m_she))

m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe


*Animal-Rights Activist*:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


*Lawyers:*

If you love someone,

Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph
13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

*Bill Gates:*

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.

*Biologist:*

If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.

*Statisticians:*

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is
high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

*Over possessive person:*

If you love someone don't set her free.

*HR specialist:*

If you love someone
set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

*MBA:*

If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

*Finance expert:*

If you love someone
set her free...
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

*Marketing Expert:*

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she does'nt, reposition the brand in new markets.

Untitled.

"..And I know I'm making something out of this life they call nothing.."

Expectations.
Comparisons.
Hate these words.
They just crumble your worth of self esteem into pieces.
Especially when you're parents do that to you.
Worst if they're you're friends.
Just when you thought..You're doing fine.
Just when you thought..You're life can't get any better.

Hey, don't blame me if I can't please you by fulfilling your wishes or living upto your expectations. I'm not your puppet or your slave or even a Genie in the bottle to grant you your wishes for free.
Why don't you just, do as you please, instead of reminding me of my flaws & faults?
I know what I am, what I'm good at & what I like.
Coz honestly, I really don't need your opinion about everything that I do.
When you've a problem you turn to me, but when you're angry or frustrated I'm also the first one who you point at.
What do I look like to you?!

You may call me immature, stone hearted, maybe even insensitive.. But look at yourself before pointing out at me. Do you think you're more or less better than me?
You think you know everything about me to judge me?
Ha! Who do you think are you kidding?
It's just one of your ways to make yourself feel better, to cover up your flaws, your insecurity, and your disappointments in life.
And you know that, so do I.

I'm sorry if I'm rude to you.
This is what I've become after your endless pestering, and pointless chatter.
Numb.
Numb to emotions.
You know, more like "Does-it-look-like-I-care" types.
That's it.
Now, Don't give me that *raise eyebrow* look.
Tried And tested enough number of times..
I've had enough.
Enough to say that..
I Really Don't Care.
Not anymore.
And I mean it this time.

So, Don't be surprised if I just walk away.
Just disappear from your life.
And yeah, Don't miss me, as you'll have no one to point at next time you are frustrated with yourself.

No Expectations.
No Hopes.
No Comparisons.
No Dreams.